USA FHM 100 Sexiest

"Accidently " stumbled over this yesterday, my arms are still tired...

Some VERY worthy women in that list. EG: 96(HOLY SHIT), 56 (HOLY TOLEDO) and 2 (You'll always be my No 1 Angelina).
Some VERY UNWORTHY women in that list too. EG 11 (I HATE PARIS "VOMIT VOMIT" HILTON).


Update:
Sorry I just had to fix Jinja's crappy layout, Wez.

What Would Jesus Brew

- What would Jesus Brew - Wonder Showzen style. Hilarious.
- Basic Instinct 2 is on it's way and coincidently (possibly not) inspired this list - The 20 Most Unnecessary Sequels.
- Heres a hot naked Brittney Skye for no reason (nsfw)
- Oh wait and here's another - Paulette Myers in a bikini which she promptly decides to drop (nsfw probably). Brittney Skye, Paulette Myers who ya got?
- Anyone keen for an iGoatse iPod Case? I know me mate Judge is. Go here if you have no idea wtf Goatse is, prepare yourself.
- Amazing finger breakdancing. via kottke.

Atta Boy Fez

Wilmer Valderrama spilled the beans recently rating Jennifer Love Hewitt (greatest cleavage this side of the heavens) an "eight" out of ten when it came to sex, Lindsay Lohan as one of the best he's ever and that Ashlee Simpson as a screamer - no news there. He then went onto reveal that he has engaged in anal sex with a famous actress but as the gentleman he is refused to name who.

All this he let loose during an appearance on Howard Stern's radio programme Monday Morning (27Mar06).

What a fucking legend.

Source FemaleFirst - not that I read it of course.

The Rolling Stones 1964 Rice Krispies Commercial

Rolling Stones' black and white Rice Krispies commercial, yeah they were fucking sell outs even before Mick's colabo with Starfish Trooper David Bowie. It had me on my haunches on my desk singing to the tea lady though - got me an extra crispy cooksister.

If you're sexy and you know it...

...show your hands!

By the lines and wrinkles on your right palms (ignore the creases caused by "you know what"), this palm reader let's you know exactly how sexy you are.

This is pure science, so it's a hundred percent accurate. I scored a half decent 8.5 on the chilli scale, Wezzo and Jinja will probably hit a disappointing (but not unexpected) 2, max 3 if they cheat!



Update: Links fixed. I hope...

Where the hell have you been?

Click here if you've been around. Just like Wezzo - he's been aROUND!!! Our resident fattie has been all over the world, in fact he's so fat he's in all four of our neighbouring countries at the same time, as we speak.

Simply tick all the countries you've visited, and a map of your travels is created. Here's my lowly travel map:

Africa: Nam, Zim and Mozi.
North America: US and Canadia.



Update: Links fixed.

News from one fucked up boyz weekend

Holy mother was that one of the greatest times spent out of P-Town!!!

Eight of the boyest of boyz made our way to the Platinum Province, past all the donkey roadkill, rocks in the road and metro pigs through to Sun City for a golfing weekend like no other. Eight fourballs gathered to celebrate the Honourable Roger's Golf Day in honour of his 30th (or 31st) birthday... Happy birthday dude, hope it was a goodie!

The rollcall - The P-Town Chumps: Dari, Wezzo, G Man and Jamma. And the the Welkom punks, Judge, Pot, Soarita and Wazza.


It was made of all things a guy could want:

GOLF:
Golf at the Lost City on Saturday, and then Gary Player on Sunday (for those who were crazy enough to play in wicked hot sun and very little drunken sleep). Judge walked away with full honours by being the overall winner, well done guy! Wazza won longest drive and Pot won closest to the pin. Eee-yoh!




CHICKS:
Young and HJOT!


GOOD FOOD AND DRINK:
Apart from the fact that you had to spend the equivalent of a small country's GDP to buy a drink, a lot of drink was drunk. And so was Wez. And so was everyone else!


SKOP, SKIET EN DONNER:
Although it looks as if Wezzo, G and Jamma decided to re-enact a scene from Brokeback, they really are fucking each other up! Good and solid. The fighting even got gangsta in the casino...


BLING:
That was one of the biggest bling, bling, money ain't a thang weekends ever. We took advantage of the fact that Friday was payday, so dropped the buffalo bills like they was hot. And we all seemed to make a pretty penny at the tables. No pics though, no cameras in the casino remember? Unless you want to make an early exit to the battoir!

AND SOME DIRRRTY SHIT:
You have no idea what Pot had to do to get hold of them undies... No seriously, all he had to do was ask. Easy huh?


How fantastic! Good time guys!

'Til the next boyz weekend...

Licence and registration please?

Pigs: Sir, we have reason to believe that you're carrying a load of illegal goods on your person - a pack of Chappies purchased on school property. You should well know that bubblegum is banned at school - not only does the chewing of gum make a bad impression to the viewing public, you lil fockers stick it under the desks, and seem to have the uncanny ability to get it stuck to the bottom of Principal Sinclair's loafers. Hand 'em over!

Boy: Pig, whatchu lookin' at? You ain't got shit on me. How 'bout you crackers move along and hook yourselves up with a box of Crispy Cremes, aaaiight? Is it cos I's Black? Shit nigga! Whatchu gonna do now, ya'll gonna be Rodney King-in' me or what? And by the way, Van Damme called, he wants his haircut back!

Not only are they pasty...

Update: I seem to have ruffled some feathers with this post, and so hereby apologise. Mr Vega, I sincerly apologise for the lack of tact, and am sorry for offending you. Thanks for voting for us.

To any others that I may have offended in the past - i.e. Judgey Poo, all Aussies, the entire female population, people from Brakpan, dykes, midgets, my bosses, people with less inlettigence than most, co-ordless non-sporting folk, Dutchmen (referring those not in Brakpan), taxi drivers, George Bush himself, the makers of Brokeback Mountain and all those who went to watch it etcetera etcetera - for any offense caused, I am sorry.

Tennis and the Internet are the Winners here

Awesome but extremely difficult (often painful) little flash tennis game - let me know you did.

Tera Patrick Stripping for extra Boodle

Do woman actually do this sort of thing - outrageous. Rhema a little help please!

Tera Patrick you(r) biscuit.

Priceless: Times like these that I miss Tiger

R50 for Cell-C Airtime
R300 for Jager-Bombs
R550 for over priced Gucci Belt
Having a stupid looking token Caucasian friend - Priceless

Brokeback Mountain 2: The 'If' and 'Only'

Alba and Berry with shoulder pads, nice.

For those "Boobs of the Week" fans...

Check out this site, not only can you choose your own boob size but you can really see how they look when chicks run (I always wondered how Pammy would have looked naked in the Baywatch song)!

Bounce-O-Meter

SA Blog Awards: We Win, We Win, We Win

Well technically speaking 2OceansVibe Wins as they won for Best Blog at the South African 2006 Blog Awards. We though went away with 2 awards "Most Humourous SA Blog" and "Best Group SA Blog", and were runners up for "Best post on a South African blog" for our Sheena Lee Boobs of the Week post.

Congrats to all the other winners especially to 2OceansVibe for taking home three awards. Salami and smg for their well deserved Lifestyle award. Mushy Peas on Toast for taking home the "Best New Blog of the Year", very well deserved. Initially we were shocked for not getting nominated for "Best New Blog" but forgot about it real quick after we met Ms. Peas as the lass is super-silent-j hjot.

Salami, Don, Peas, smg yo!

Friends were made, drinks were invented (Cow Bombs - Milk and Jager - yummy in my belly - got our side of the table rat faced quick!), songs were sang. The night was excellent, everyone (I'm pretty sure) had a great time. .

Jager-Bomb'en, Cow Bombing, Gin & Jinja

Huge thanks go to Jo'Blog for the hosting & sponsoring the bar tab at the Joburg event and one hellava big thanks to Cherryflava for orginising the entire event and running the Cape Town show.

Jo'Bloggers

... also thanks to Armand for sponsoring the Best Group award, we'll probably use the money to buy a Playboy subscription - thanks guy. And a big up to Aquila for taking photos.

Armand and Thea, smg and Aquila

SA Blog Award Results
Joburg event in pictures by Aquilaonline
Cape Town event in pictures by Cherryflava

Ferrari's best chance of winning in 2006

G Man's Ford Ka up for sale

His brother is Kev and his father is Alan? Oh ok that makes sense, never the less. Our closet-inbred-mommies-boy-Janice's-cheese-and-jam-scone-scoffing contributer's car is up for sale, any takers?

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Thanks go to Engelbert for his contribution, you sure must know the G Man family well Mr Bets.

SA Blog Awards this Thursday

Yup them SA Blog Awards are this Thursday.

Info from sablogawards.com:

The winners of the 2006 South African blog awards will be announced on Thursday 16 March at ceremonies in Joburg and Cape Town.

The Cape event will be held at Relish restaurant and bar @ 70 New Church Street, Cape Town - hosted by Cherryflava. Time: 6:30pm for 7pm.

The Joburg event will be held at Il Capo in Douglasdale (where ever the fuck Douglasdale is - ed/me) and will be hosted by Jo'blog who will also be sponsoring a portion of the bar bill. Time: 6:30pm for 7pm.

Everyone is welcome, so if you a ChumpStyle reader please I'm begging ya make an effort and come down to the Joburg event, have a couple of beers and lend some well needed Chump support. Lets destroy!

If you are coming please let Rich...! and his cronies know leaving your comments here.